We live in a world where we want to kick ass at absolutely everything or die trying. And this article was designed to teach you how to do exactly that! Some of you want to kick ass down at the local gym, others want to kick ass in the spiritual world, but most importantly of all– everybody wants to kick ass at Life to really let it become everything they intended it to be! Luckily for everybody here, I have created, upon the hint of my whimsical thoughts, The 7 Laws of Kicking Ass! No more mooching around wondering what to do! No more needless conversations with your Spirit Guides trying to make sense of it all! Just pure and raw emotion to kick ass at absolutely everything no matter what happens!
The 7 Laws of Kicking Ass
Law 1: Stop feeling sorry for yourself
We just might be the most sorry bunch of saps the Creator has ever come across in all existence. “I might get rejected,” “I don’t earn enough money,” “I don’t spend enough time with my kids,” “Why is the world so evil?” “Why are taxes so high?” “Why aren’t my investments making money?” “My divorce is killing me,” “I just failed my mid-terms,” “If only I made that scoring goal during my match,” “Why God did I just sprain my ankle, now I can’t attend Karate class on Friday,” “I think my ass is getting fat!”
There is A LOT going on in our lives. Sometimes the only thing we can do is concentrate on all of the negative situations that we come across, and then bundle them all up into the most self-sabotaging psychological construct to stay with us for the rest of our lives. If you thought the Devil was bad, try taking a look at our subconscious minds. Worlds of material to use against us; our entire lives to play it out into reality. So many lessons to learn; so many things to make us feel sorry for ourselves.
All of this needs to Stop. If we can’t accept ourselves for who we are and what we are doing on Earth, then how is it that anybody else can? The buck stops with us. Not our family, not our friends, not our parents. WE are the Universal inhabitant learning to become the most powerful Being we can possibly be and the only way we are going to move forward is if we first learn to like ourselves– and then, just maybe, grow to love ourselves.
The longer we focus on the negative feelings and emotions spurring our psychological constructs, instead of embracing the positive things that make us happy little buffaloes, the longer we will keep on cycling through the same learning curves until we finally get it right! It is as simple as taking a stand right now and making a decision to stop feeling sorry for yourself. Repeat after me “I am going to stop feeling sorry for myself right now! I love Everything about me!”
There you go, the world just became a slightly better place!
Law 2: Start believing in yourself
Here we go, now we are really starting to kick ass! Things are revving up. Start believing you are the most powerful presence in this Universe. You are God’s energy. You are living Creation into reality from your own unique perspective. You are not insignificant. You don’t need to ask anyone permission. You don’t need to go through anybody else or go anywhere specific to connect to God– you are already God in this living moment. This realization came from one of my Grandmasters and I want to share it with you.
My Grandmaster was standing before me eyeing me off as I told him about the recent spurt of negative Beings trying to get through to me. I was complaining about something in life when he cut me off mid-sentence with a wave of his hand, and said “From this moment forward you are going to develop the self confidence necessary to start believing in yourself unconditionally… You are going to start believing in who you are and what you stand for. I don’t care what has been happening to you, whose been coming, or even why. From this moment forward, you are going to recognize yourself as God.”
His voice started enhancing with every word until he roused himself into a booming display of raw energy and power, “I chose you to become one of MY disciples. Out of billions, I chose you for a very specific reason… I couldn’t care if you were a pauper in the street begging for food or The Queen herself living a life of absolute lavishness! When you sit here, you make the decision to represent God every single second of your existence. Believe in yourself like your life depended on it!”
With that, he turned around and started walking off into a Higher Dimension. My body started glowing so profoundly with Unconditional Love that I felt my existence shifting into a higher realm. I was surrounded by so much beauty and unconditional energy. I couldn’t help but allow myself to vibrate so strongly that I almost wanted to believe Life was meaningless to the oceans of Love surrounding me.
Life begins with that of a single thought. Believe in who you are and what you are doing. It is amazing what we can achieve when we simply acknowledge our presence.
Law 3: 100% devotion, no exceptions
If we want to be good at absolutely anything, then we are required to apply a great amount of time and effort into that something until be become better at it. It may take months, it may even take years, but in the end of the day we will have achieved our goals at becoming reasonably good at that something. If we however want to master that something, the is no such thing as a definable period of time in order to be able to achieve such a goal. We may be naturally gifted at a certain sport/discipline/subject matter/psychic gift/psychological tendency/etc, that it would be nearly impossible to define to what extent we need to train ourselves to be the best at that something.
One thing does however run true, if we want to be a master at something, we will have to apply ourselves 100% in order to get to the top. Even then, if we want to stay at the top then we will have to keep innovating ourselves in order to stay ahead of the competition. At no point in time will there be allowed mediocre efforts to strive for mediocre goals. And at no point during the entire cycle is it more important to apply ourselves 100% than it is at the very beginning. We develop some of our most important learning attributes when we are first exposed to a new subject mater. From the very beginning must we delve directly down into the heart of our application.
If we want to learn how to channel, then we have to apply our time and effort into learning every single step of the way– working through the Chakras, to our energetic vibration, to developing the necessary avenues to calling Beings. If we want to be great at channeling, then we have to continue expanding our awareness and finding new Beings to communicate with till we progress past the established avenues of Spirit Guides/Angels/Ascended Masters. If we want to master channeling, then we have to rid the need of society’s expectations for how we are to act, for we would no longer be classified as a normal functioning human being when we spend more time in the spiritual world than we do our own. My point is that in order to really kick ass at something we have to go beyond what others expect of us, even beyond what we initially conceived for our goals– we have to go all the way, beyond the point of no return and dedicate our lives to it. If you can’t do that, then be satisfied with just being great at something, for in this world– there is no such thing as cookie-cut masters.
Law 4: Be a leader, not a follower
If you want to seriously start kicking ass in life, you are going to want to be the one making the decisions for yourself or risk living somebody else’s dreams into reality. I don’t care what industry you are in, what job you have, how successful you are at following other people around– Everything we do needs to move out of sheep-mode and into the “Let’s Start Kicking Ass Paradigm”.
People really like to follow others around. We like to keep up with the latest trends, fashion designs, hairstyles, music, food, even sub-language of what’s “in” to say, but I will tell you what we are not doing– being ourselves. I know who I am. I don’t follow anybody’s or anything’s advice on how to look/eat/speak, not unless I want that advice to make me look/eat/speak more kick ass than what I am currently achieving. If it achieves the kick ass goal, then its Ok. If it’s simply to try and “fit in” with others, that shit is going to fly by me like a bat out of hell with a vengeance.
We don’t have to be the CEO of a company to lead. We can take aboard leadership roles in just about every avenue in life. We can’t control our lives 100%, but what we can do is actually live like we want to. I almost want to start singing “My Way by Frank Sinatra” I have come to the point where I am not going to spend a single second living somebody else’s dream into my reality. I couldn’t handle it back when I was working in the commercial accounting world, and I will never accept falling back into sheep-mode again– even if my life depended on it. Once you taste freedom, there is very little that will stop you from wanting to taste it again.
Law 5: Take responsibility for your Life
I touch upon a few things in World of Archangels that is relevant to The 7 Laws of Kicking Ass. This one shines the brightest; the attraction of both positive and negative events into our lives in order to orchestrate the most effective learning pattern possible to our God-self realization. With the amount of people I get writing to me about negative events in their life– very, very few say the right thing. “I have Demons around me, and I don’t know why. I need you to help me!” “My life is spiraling downwards and everything is falling apart and its my husbands fault!” “I’m just such a cute innocent little victim and I don’t know why bad things have to happen to me!!”
No, no, no; nobody is taking responsibility for their lives.
You are God.
If you are God, then that person standing over there hurting you is also God. It is impossible for anything to exist in this Creation and for it to not be God. You attract both positive and negative events into your life for the utmost realization of your true existence in this Universe. Nobody is controlling your life, nobody is puppeteering it, nobody is forcing you to do anything other than yourself. It may be one of the most difficult lessons in our lives to accept that we attract and repel everything that comes into it. There is nobody to blame but God. Whether you achieve Enlightenment in this lifetime or are currently setting up your eventual day of empowerment 1000 lifetimes in the future; you are working your way back to God. Everything else is just a mental perception for what you truly believe is real.
“I’m attracting the presence of a negative Being into my life who is not adhering to my commands to leave me alone!”
Much better. Now you can be helped.
Law 6: Wake up and smell the fresh air
Most people are satisfied living normal 9-5 lives, going through socially acceptable milestones such as career/family/stability, but I wasn’t. Most people end up getting caught running around in the rat race, living a life bound to the mental musings and whims of centralized banks, but I won’t. Most people thought spirituality was just about sitting around in an ashram sporting a beard with long flowing robes chanting Om, but I didn’t.
What happened to me that changed the way I think? I can nearly contribute all of this to my Kundalini Awakening I had when I was 17 years old. I underwent one of the most volatile spiritual experiences of my life, and ever since then I achieved a profound awakening that opened my eyes to the world. I realized that I had actually achieved something very significant; I was an awakened soul in a world polarized to wanting to stay blind and I wasn’t the only one. I started hearing about and meeting others who were just like me. Though they never experienced a fully-fledged Kundalini Awakening as I did, they had all undergone their own forms of awakening that suddenly spurred their lives into a new direction. Some had suffered losses, other went through traumatic periods, and even more still just grew frustrated and tired with the way life was unraveling around them. They had been awakened for no other reason than the negative state of the world we were living in forced us to take responsibility.
Now it feels as if I was sleeping throughout the first 17 years of my life. I suddenly hit the floor running and the world was no longer some place to try and get along in a safe and sound living environment, but a stage for the empowerment of my soul to full God-self realization. When I woke up, I felt like kicking ass every single second of my existence. Remaining a slumbering passive-consumer was so far down next to pond scum that I ventured to try and wake people up with me! The rest was history.
Law 7: Start taking proactive steps in the RIGHT direction
Imagine a world where everybody could only ever turn right. All our roadways would be circular constructs with very few straight lines, considering only half the road would ever be inhabited as we would not be able to turn left. In fact our town master-planning would be based on such circular roadways and we would ultimately end up spiraling ourselves outwards like a galaxy for maximum usage of our land. The movement of traffic would only ever proceed down one-way streets, until eventually the entire city would have to grow to accommodate this new movement of traffic. If we kept traveling, only ever making right-hand turns, the funny thing is that life would become… well predictable. Imagine that, going through life and ending up where you actually planned to go.
On the other hand, one person with such a strange ability as to only ever turn right in a world bound to turn both directions, would leave that person horribly confused and getting anywhere would become exceedingly frustrating. This is exactly what is happening in our world today. Those who want to do the right thing are often forced into falling back into negative habits for no other reason than their life has been conditioned into working through multiple directions. If only more people could group together and start making the right decisions together, the world would start to swing– one community at a time– until eventually all sub-communities grouped together to form a mass complex of inter-connected spiraling societies. And thus, the world would slowly start adapting, changing to the demands of those living within, correcting itself to tailor itself to the movement of people now only turning right. Slowly by slowly, everything would cease to resist such a powerful change and actively progress to enhance these changes as part of their patterns.
All it takes is a single individual to start off the chain reaction. A revolutionary perhaps. Maybe a following of people who did nothing but live to implement a new and changing system that revolutionized the current flaws and setbacks holding society back. Imagine a world where we all just decided to head towards the right direction for no particular reason at all. No natural disasters to start of a chain reaction in our minds, no impending nuclear wars, no negative influences to correct our ways– just the pure wisdom of wanting to create a world worth living in. I can only imagine.